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  • Tushita
    01-03 03:23 PM
    Hi:

    I-765 and I-512L were issued months ago but there is no news yet for I-140 and I-485s yet for the ones applied in June 30, 07. Any idea?? Would be a great help.

    Regards,
    Madhu




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  • USABrightFuture
    03-01 01:52 PM
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  • uma001
    08-03 08:52 AM
    Hello,
    I am working for a company A with whome I have gone ahead and resigned with them i also filed my GC and 485 is still pending with them and also have EAD through them, recently i got offer from Company B which i accepted and they have gone ahead and filed my H1 Tranfer but recently i got one more offer from Company C which is much better.
    What should be done in this scenario,should i again file for H1 Transfer through Company C or will it mess up my case even more

    Join Company C since it is better offer. Look for your benefits..always.:)




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  • jaggu bhai
    10-13 11:55 AM
    OPT Can work even for training only right!!!
    everify company wthout pay! just incase if we dont get a job, just any employer offer letter is good right!!
    pl correct me if I think wrong.....

    SMUGGYMBA thanks for ur time



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  • kothuri
    10-02 03:16 PM
    I came across this article on Murthy.com and got lil nervous.

    http://www.murthy.com/news/n_hombus.html

    I am currently on H1b applied for 485, LC Cleared, I140 Cleared.
    I work for a company X but own another consulting company and I am a passive partner with a share of 49%. Another friend of mine who is also in the same boat as I am is another partner with 49% stake. My Sister who is a Green Card holder has 2% Stake and is an active partner.

    I have not taken a single penny from the company in the last 2yrs we formed the company and we file a K1 every year. Even though the company makes profits/loss we are not taking the profit nor writing off the losses from our individual taxes, However both of us (I and my friend who are passive partners) end up doing most of the work such as
    1. Signing the bank checks
    2. Signing the USCIS documents for employees who are working for our company.(for I129, etc etc)

    Does this mean that I am a clear candidate to be on INS Red alert/Radar?

    I know that an H1b holder can have a company on H1B and cannot work for that company part time/full time precisely what I have been doing since I have never taken a pay check from the company however I never thought that this could have implications on the 485 approval.

    Can some one answer my question. I guess I am more looking at some one like UnitedNations to answer.

    -Sri




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  • ujjvalkoul
    07-06 10:23 AM
    Please suggest on this I-140 RFE by USCIS:

    Here is what USCIS states:
    Your Petition indicates that you r applying for Professional with Advanced Degree or exceptional Ability . According to ETA 9089 submitted with ur peition the min reeqmnts you are wiling to accept are less than MS degreee. Part H of ETA 9089 indicates employer will accept BS + 72 months of Exp.

    Advanced Deg is defined by US academic of Proff or a Foreign equivalent above BS. In the alternative US BS or a foriegn equiv degree followed by at least five years of progressive experience in the speciality shall be considered equiv to MS degree. ETA 9089 did not allow for any alternative combination of Education and Experience that is acceptable.

    There is no other definition of Advanced Degree. Service therefore finds that the certified ETA 9089 does not support the filing of I-140 in teh requested classification. You are therefor afforded this chance to amend yout I-140.
    ================================================== ======

    My lawyer has send back info that BS + 5 qualifies for EB2 (which USCIS agrees to in their explaination above). However, i believe my Degrees and Exp Letters provided already prove that. I am woried that USCIS may be asking for something else here. Looks like they simply failed to interpret that 72 months = 6 years.



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  • ita
    01-12 05:32 PM
    Does the I9 form that we sign with our company have any impact on our 485 processing if we leave the company using AC21.

    Thank you.




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  • sc09876
    07-29 09:55 AM
    Hi,

    Can the work experience without H1B be countable when you apply for I140 (EB2, BS + 5yrs ) ?
    I kept my part time job about 3 yrs while I was working as a full timer at other companies. But the problem is I was getting paid but didn't file H1B as a part timer. I know that I should have filed for H1B but I just had a H1B as a full timer with my other company. If I can count my part time work experience ( 3yrs part time / 2 = 1.5 yrs as full time) along with my full time experience (3.7 yrs), It exceeds 5 yrs of related work experience that requires for EB2.

    Thanks, dbn

    To be working on part time while on H1-B for an employer that is not the one who sponsored your H1-B is not legal. Please refer to a heated discussion currently under way in the Away-Qxter discussion topic.



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  • senk1s
    11-09 06:52 PM
    thanks for sharing your experience

    In our FP - they circled only 485 and we got an lud on 485 ...nothing changed on 765. waiting for the 90 days to schedule an infopass




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  • pointlesswait
    02-08 01:51 PM
    does anyone know of any good chicago based immigration lawyer?
    References are welcome!!!!
    :confused:



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  • freddyCR
    January 3rd, 2005, 07:10 PM
    Perhaps you were right, but I found more interesting to crop the top than the bottom. What do you think?

    http://www.dphoto.us/forumphotos/data/500/2555dusk_crop_top_Large_-thumb.jpg (http://www.dphoto.us/forumphotos/showphoto.php/photo/14745/sort/2/cat/500/page/1)
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  • ImmigrationAnswerMan
    01-06 03:04 PM
    5 years of progressive experience means that the person progressed within the company in responsibility and job duties, not that the person's salary increased.

    *This information is of a general nature for education purposes only and should not be relied upon without first consulting with an immigration law attorney. This information is not intended to create an attorney-client relationship.



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  • meridiani.planum
    03-02 11:58 PM
    Hello, I am on H1B with an employer with dates from sep 2005 to sep 2008. I am amending my petition (with a new lca) as well as extending it for the same company. The amendment date will be from April 1st.

    Now my question is shd my extension (with amendment) be from April 2008 to April 2011 or can it be for the remainder of 6 years that is April 2011 to Sep 2011. Please let me know. Thanks

    upto april 2011. This is a bit like transferring your H1 after you complete 2.5 years with some employer: you get 3 more years, not 3.5. H1 extensions/filings/transfers are always <= 3 years.




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  • andycool
    01-24 03:09 PM
    I have an employee who was a student and then got employment authorization. She asked me to begin the process of getting her an H1B; but then we determined that she really wanted a green card. Can I use the LCA I got for her H1B to apply for her I-i40?

    LAC for H1B and LCA for Green card are entirely different .

    Thanks



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  • gskumar
    05-06 04:31 PM
    Hi guys,

    My H1-B visa is approved lastyear (Jan 2007).and I came to US on Mar 2007.
    In my H1-B visa the DOB is wrongly entered.In my passport the DOB is correct.I havent checked this and i m in US now.When i went to Driving office to apply for my drivers license they asked me to correct the DOB in my VISA.
    Can anyone helpme out how to change correct my DOB in my H1-VISA.

    Whats the procedure to change my DOB in my Visa.

    Any help is appericiated.
    Thanks in advance
    Kumar




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  • KarachiWala
    12-13 11:22 AM
    Thanks for the response. I got same response from my lawyer too. Seems like the rumors out there is wrong.. :-)

    Rgds
    KarachiWala



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  • newbie2020
    04-28 09:43 AM
    Here are few pending immigration bills which have a higher chances of passing in both house and senate. I was looking at some of the bills and noticed when a bill (or a varient )is introduced in both houses simultaneously the chances of that bill passing are higher.

    This may be a good idea for us to try pushing some of the EB related measures if we can
    into these bills. I know someone may say Hey these are family related bills But remember how they add the immigration, healthcare, veteran measures into budget or appropriation bills.....similarly we can try.

    1 . Uniting American Families Act of 2009 (Introduced in Senate)[S.424.IS]
    2 . Uniting American Families Act of 2009 (Introduced in House)[H.R.1024.IH]

    This bill and varient were introduced in both house and senate. Note: It touches the

    SEC. 4. NUMERICAL LIMITATIONS ON INDIVIDUAL FOREIGN STATES This is one item we always talk about removing the country limits......

    The other bills in progress are

    3 . Immigration Fraud Prevention Act of 2009 (Introduced in House)[H.R.1992.IH]
    4 . Immigration Fraud Prevention Act of 2009 (Introduced in Senate)[S.577.IS]

    5 . To amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to exempt surviving spouses of United States citizens from the numerical limitations described in section 201 of such Act. (Introduced in Senate)[S.815.IS]
    6 . To amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to provide for relief to surviving spouses and children. (Introduced in House)[H.R.1870.IH]

    Any thoughts.....




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    10-21 01:15 AM
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  • akilhere
    01-04 07:32 AM
    What is a probable timeline for Eb3 to Eb2 porting ? If we are already using EB3 EAD and not renewed old H1b, is it still possible to apply for Eb2 labor ?
    Thanks.

    I'm in the same boat as you are and thinking of pursuing EB2 with the same employer as there is a position in the company that requires 9 years of experience and a master's degree. I've got over 13 years of experience and hoping to opt for the EB2 process soon.




    sands
    07-21 09:14 PM
    I also would like to know an answer to this question. can I go to school once my 485 is pending for more than 180 days, provided I have 140 approved? If my 485 approval comes whle I am still in school, what would it mean in terms of any complications?
    would really appreciate someone throwing light on it.
    Thank you and good luck to everyone!




    gxtrader
    10-02 02:49 AM
    Fully paid?

    Do we need to have the original receipt notices.

    I asked my attorney and he said that the copies would be fine.
    He sent me scanned receipt notices via e-mail and says that it will
    be fine and not ready to send the originals for some reason.

    Can you guys think of any reason attorney not willing to give the original receipt notices?

    Thanks.



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